posted at 11:16am
current mood: meh
current tunes: The Promise Ring - Say Goodbye Good

I think this just about sums it up. special thanks to The Cheat

posted at 9:16pm
current mood: rotten inside
current tunes: Jerry Goldsmith - The Poltergeist Motion Picture Score

Normally I don't make any New Year's Resolutions, but the idea of self improvement is growing on me. So I started asking around about them. Bubs said he's going to quit embezzling from himself. Marzipan's going to try and enforce tougher water restrictions on the rest of us. And when I asked Homestar what his resolution was, he said, "Oh, 640x480 probably." That made me laugh. Then Homestar said, "What?" and I remebered what league I was playing in. "Nothing, that's a good one," I told him. "I know," he said, "You should see Space Quest 3. It looks awesome!"

My resolution for this year is to not feel so bad about wanting to hit Homestar so much.

posted at 1:02pm
current mood: sebaceous
current tunes: Pet Shop Boys - Discography: The Complete Singles Collection

Okay, so I kind of freaked out there at the end of the year and couldn't bring myself to post in my web journal. The pressure of all you people on the internet reading my inner thoughts got to be too much. So I locked myself in the pantry and revealed my secrets to fruit roll-ups and economy sized cans of Heinz ketchup. That worked for a while until I realized 3 months had passed and I'd gained 45 pounds. But now I'm back. Here I am, internet. Rock me like an e-Hurricane.