posted at 1:32am
current mood: stereotyped and classified
current tunes: Suzanne Vega - Solitude Standing
What's so great about Fridays anyway? Everyone gets so jazzed about Fridays and weekends. Well, I get jazzed about Tuesdays at 3:02, both a.m. and p.m.
More like, TGITATOT, I say. Thank God It's Tuesday at Three-Oh-Two. I usually just take a sip of lukewarm water and let loose for a few
seconds. Speaking of which, how good is lukewarm water? It doesn't get the attention it deserves as a beverage. To expertly
prepare a glass of lukewarm water, put a cup of water in the microwave for 19 seconds, then let it cool for about 3
minutes. If you start at 2:58, it should be perfect right about 3:02. For best results, finish before 3:16. After that, the
"luke" is lost and it's just warm water. Gross!
I've been staring at the screen for over 6 hours since I typed that last line up there. Just trying to think of something
to type. And then I thought of writing about how long I had been staring at the screen. I counted all the pixels on my
monitor. 1280 by 1024 is correct. At first I thought it was off by 9 pixels, but when I recounted they were all there.
All 1310720 of 'em.